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Helen-of-Sparta
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 04:19 PM
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Hello Guys,

Maybes you can did noticed now you have with you more womens for you company at here M4T and womens we do like for us to talk ( i do know you surprised at this but is true, we do like for us to talk Very Happy ) and so instead we make for us many threads we make for us only this one and call it name Fighter Gals Club.

All peoples can come at here and talk like is small social club, with now more than is 50,000 members M4T maybes you did maked for you many friends, maybes you want to talk with friends not only IL-2 but have fun with other subjects, maybes tell to us some jokes.

At this forum it do say '' lighten up, let off some steam '' and you M4T girls we do invite to you to do this at here with us and you all is welcome.

My name is Helen, i do like for me to have fun and to maked peoples to laugh and to be silly as well as to be serious so please not to be shy, come say hello and i do promise not will i bite you Very Happy


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Girlfriday
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 04:25 PM
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Let me be the first one in, my name is Girlfriday and i am Helens very good friend, between us we try our very best to keep Blumax in order who i am cerain will no doubt be pulling on a mini skirt, donning some lipstick and getting himself prepared to make a post as we speak. Very Happy

Watch this space for some hilarious fun. Wink

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blumax
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 04:59 PM
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Why you cheeky.......

Ok then ladies if it's fun you want then let me kick off with a few jokes for starters.....

My neighbour knocked on my door at 2.30am this morning........can you believe it! 2.30am.......luckily for him i was still up playing my bagpipes!

Also the grim reaper came for me last night but i managed to beat him off with the vacum cleaner......talk about Dyson with death!



So i was explaining to the wife that when you die you get reincarnated and come back as a different creature...
She said '' i would like to come back as a cow ''........clearly she wasn't listening!

To late now but doctors have just discovered a food that can cause you greif and suffering for years ahead...........they call it wedding cake!


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Lighten up, let off a little steam, tell a joke or two. Off topic and clean, suitable for all ages.

Ooops! sorry

I came downstairs this morning to discover the wife had left me and left a note pinned to the fridge which read
'' It's not working, i've had enough and i'm going to stay with my sister''
So i opened the fridge door, the light came on and my beers are cold.....what the hell does she mean it's not working?


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CorkerHam
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 05:04 PM
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some good one there blumax Laughing

bit rude though Embarassed Wink


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Girlfriday
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Lol, i knew that you would jump straight into trouble Blumax, i could have bet my last penny on it and serves you right for dragging me up those Welsh mountains in the rain, mist and bitter winds, i mean really! do you not know that winter is upon us? Very Happy

Love you really and some great jokes and i do have to confess that i did enjoy the rude ones as well x

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Lady_Lara
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 06:53 PM
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GREAT!!

Finally a place where we can put up the pink courtains at the windows!!

Very Happy


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Helen-of-Sparta
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Hello Lady Lara,

We can post for us pink airplanes but Girlfriday she not do have for her pink airplane and so we must found him for her nice man who can maked for her pink BF-109G skin, is for her favourite plane i did teached her to fly. Wink

Not do worry Blumax girls they do like for them naughty boys but we not do to make encourage you and so you must to be good boy at here Fighter Gals Club for sure or me and Snakegirl we will do fire dance and you do know what is this. Very Happy


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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 08:38 PM
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LOL @ Bluemax's jokes. They were hardly rude, but then again you did post them in the girls restroom.

Applies more thrust to vacate the target area, dropping streams of pretty flares and chaff at 15 kilometers a second.


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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 08:51 PM
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Helen-of-Sparta wrote:
Hello Lady Lara,

We can post for us pink airplanes but Girlfriday she not do have for her pink airplane and so we must found him for her nice man who can maked for her pink BF-109G skin, is for her favourite plane i did teached her to fly. Wink

Not do worry Blumax girls they do like for them naughty boys but we not do to make encourage you and so you must to be good boy at here Fighter Gals Club for sure or me and Snakegirl we will do fire dance and you do know what is this. Very Happy

Only pink 109 skin I have ever seen.
Hello Kitty 109: www.darts-page.com/fil..._Girly.bmp

She will be seen for miles but the laughter as she shoots someone down using it should make for some interesting Teamspeak conversations. Mr. Green

I found it at SimHQ a few years ago.
SimHQ thread: simhq.com/forum/ubbthr...ost2505997


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Post Post subject: Pink
Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 09:58 PM
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This is my daughter's plane...


...I don't let her play anymore! Twisted Evil It scares the Germans away! Laughing


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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 11:13 PM
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Girlfriday wrote:
..[.Blumax]... who i am cerain will no doubt be pulling on a mini skirt, donning some lipstick and getting himself prepared to make a post as we speak. Very Happy :


Isn't that a standard rule for all male IL-2 players before they take off?

I'm sure it's in the rules.

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who i am cerain will no doubt be pulling on a mini skirt, donning some lipstick

Evil or Very Mad We call it a kilt and war paint! Seesh! You ladies need to use the correct terminology. Razz

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Helen-of-Sparta
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 09:56 AM
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Wow i do like it pink 109 and is much good weapon because when enemy pilot he can look to see for him is pink 109 he will laugh so much he will crash but not is there download link

Aw Darkfall45 you did teached her you daughter she can play IL-2, can she fly good? i do think maybes she can because womens are much good pilots for sure. Did you created pink skin? is beautiful Very Happy


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And this is my plane...




PINK is beautiful!


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